bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me
big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me

big-bootyakasha:

I did the meme thing please forgive me

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

(Source: mutant-101)

"Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes."

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

super-deduction-im-an-escalator:

time to fill up my

 

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
image

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(Source: kropotkindersurprise)

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

(Source: faithful-viewer)

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the Galaxy was so good.