Nobody will come here to adopt a child because they’re afraid of her. She’s a monster. A monster!
Just bash your face up against my palm Slytherin Quotes ❤ liked on Polyvore
I’m quite bored right now. So if you reblog this I’ll message you with what Hogwarts house I think you’d be sorted into based off your tumblr.
Headcanon: There’s a Slytherin who buys ballpoint pens and pencils off of muggleborns and sells them to the other purebloods claiming they’re imported quills. The halfbloods in Slytherin don’t say anything because they think it’s hilarious.
The muggleborn students like to change purebloods’ copies of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them to include several Pokemon, Digimon, and creatures from Yu-Gi-Oh just to confuse them.
legend has it you could still hear the sound of nile screaming and shitting for weeks after.